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Why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!

Charlie was fixing a door at home and he found that he needed a replacement hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. 
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful teapot high up on a top shelf while she was waiting for John, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. 
When John was finished, Mary asked, "How much for the teapot?"
John replied, "That's a very nice teapot made out of solid silver and it costs $300." 
"My goodness, that's a lot of money!"  Mary exclaimed.  Then she proceeded to describe the door hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and John went to the back room to find it since there were not any in the display aisle.
From the back room John yelled, "Mary, do you want a screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.