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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #105 on: November 16, 2007, 12:13:47 PM »
Quote from: Fired00d on November 16, 2007, 10:57:04 AM
Hmm. I just noticed Don isn't online at the moment. Wonder if he's out running errands again?? Maybe I'll get that person with the voice he doesn't recognize to call him :oops: somebody will call him and leave another message. :huepfenlol2:

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Damn it Gary, you spun up the lemmings and sent them marching.  Was gone for a couple hours and sat down here first.  Saw this post and thought, "hmmm, maybe I should check the machine."

Sure enough, it's blinking away.  Four messages.  First one is a normal message.  The next three are all variations of:

"Hello, I'm an asshole and I didn't do it"


You guys are all warped.  Each and every one of you.  Made me laugh until my eyes leaked.
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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #106 on: November 16, 2007, 12:17:50 PM »
Quote from: Twolanerider on November 16, 2007, 12:13:47 PM

Damn it Gary, you spun up the lemmings and sent them marching.  Was gone for a couple hours and sat down here first.  Saw this post and thought, "hmmm, maybe I should check the machine."

Sure enough, it's blinking away.  Four messages.  First one is a normal message.  The next three are all variations of:

"Hello, I'm an asshole and I didn't do it"


You guys are all warped.  Each and every one of you.  Made me laugh until my eyes leaked.
Hehehehehehe!!! :lolk: :zroflmao: :huepfenlol2: :evilgrin: :devil:

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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #107 on: November 16, 2007, 12:25:54 PM »
Did I do it???

I refuse to answer on grounds that may intimidate me!
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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #108 on: November 16, 2007, 12:27:36 PM »
Quote from: HogBreath on November 16, 2007, 12:25:54 PM
Did I do it???

I refuse to answer on grounds that may intimidate me!


Yes, you did it; butt munch.  Yours was the first one there.  Cheri said you was an animal, she never said anything about subtle :huepfenlol2: .
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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #109 on: November 16, 2007, 12:43:00 PM »
Quote from: HogBreath on November 16, 2007, 12:25:54 PM
Did I do it???

I refuse to answer on grounds that may intimidate me!
Quote from: Twolanerider on November 16, 2007, 12:27:36 PM

Yes, you did it; butt munch.  Yours was the first one there.  Cheri said you was an animal, she never said anything about subtle :huepfenlol2: .
Ken,
I thought you were going to block caller ID like I suggested, and go here and use a voice he wouldn't recognize?

 :oops: Nevermind. :huepfenlol2:

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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #110 on: November 16, 2007, 12:46:46 PM »
Quote from: Hoist on November 16, 2007, 10:42:13 AM
How'd you get on the list? Who you kidding? You're lucky I didn't vote for you! ::) ;D

Hoist! 8)

And I would have gladly accepted the vote...........even though I wish I had done it.....er' ah'....thought about it :coolblue:
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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #111 on: November 16, 2007, 12:49:23 PM »
Quote from: Fired00d on November 16, 2007, 12:43:00 PM
Ken,
I thought you were going to block caller ID like I suggested, and go here and use a voice he wouldn't recognize?

 :oops: Nevermind. :huepfenlol2:

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Gary, it was a good plan that suffered poor execution.  The message was something like this:

Hello, this is HogBre... umm, Ke.. no wait a minute.  This is an anonymous call from HogBreat...  ah chit; let me start over...   Hello asshol... no dammit!  Hello, I'm an asshole and you are HogBre...  ah fuc.... dammit, one more time.  Hi there, how's Lincoln.  I'm an asshole and I didn't do you, um, crap, it.  I didn't do it!



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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #112 on: November 16, 2007, 12:50:15 PM »
Quote from: hogasm on November 16, 2007, 12:46:46 PM
And I would have gladly accepted the vote...........even though I wish I had done it.....er' ah'....thought about it :coolblue:


There is so much love with this crowd.  Gives a guy the warm fuzzies :huepfenlol2: .
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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #113 on: November 16, 2007, 12:58:27 PM »
Quote from: Twolanerider on November 16, 2007, 12:49:23 PM

Gary, it was a good plan that suffered poor execution.  The message was something like this:

Hello, this is HogBre... umm, Ke.. no wait a minute.  This is an anonymous call from HogBreat...  ah chit; let me start over...   Hello asshol... no dammit!  Hello, I'm an asshole and you are HogBre...  ah fuc.... dammit, one more time.  Hi there, how's Lincoln.  I'm an asshole and I didn't do you, um, crap, it.  I didn't do it!




The one good thing about this thread is it is giving me all kinds of tools to mess w/someone later. :evilgrin:

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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #114 on: November 16, 2007, 01:01:19 PM »
I never said I was smart!
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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #115 on: November 16, 2007, 07:01:35 PM »
Quote from: HogBreath on November 16, 2007, 01:01:19 PM
I never said I was smart!


Damn straight.  JD didn't marry you for your brains, it was your bod dammit!
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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #116 on: November 16, 2007, 08:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Twolanerider on November 16, 2007, 07:01:35 PM

Damn straight.  JD didn't marry you for your brains, it was your bod dammit!

It must be the body. It damn sure ain't the money.
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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #117 on: November 16, 2007, 08:39:54 PM »
Quote from: Twolanerider on November 16, 2007, 12:27:36 PM

Yes, you did it; butt munch.  Yours was the first one there.  Cheri said you was an animal, she never said anything about subtle :huepfenlol2: .

Don Don't call him Butt Munch that is what we call our 6 year old grand daughter and he sure looks nothing like her....



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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #118 on: November 18, 2007, 09:28:41 AM »
Quote from: Fired00d on November 16, 2007, 12:58:27 PM
The one good thing about this thread is it is giving me all kinds of tools to mess w/someone later. :evilgrin:

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Aha!  I suspected as much!  :o

It's all a plot designed by MoCo plants to make us innocent unsuspecting HD CVO owners spend boucoup bucks for stuff we really think we need but don't need unless we knew we thought we need it but since we did not know it before, we didn't really need it even though we thought we needed it when we didn't.  Now that I know this, it all makes sense.  Well, not exactly.......  ???
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Re: OK, who is the asshole?
« Reply #119 on: November 18, 2007, 11:43:43 AM »
Quote from: iski on November 18, 2007, 09:28:41 AM
Aha!  I suspected as much!  :o

It's all a plot designed by MoCo plants to make us innocent unsuspecting HD CVO owners spend boucoup bucks for stuff we really think we need but don't need unless we knew we thought we need it but since we did not know it before, we didn't really need it even though we thought we needed it when we didn't.  Now that I know this, it all makes sense.  Well, not exactly.......  ???


Someone obviously reached in a little toooooo far when they picked Iski's booger....  ??? :oops:
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