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Binx

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Hillbilly Birth
« on: November 19, 2007, 08:38:30 PM »
Hey Keyen...these relatives of yers?


Deep in the back woods,of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.  Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here.  You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!."
 
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.  "Whoa there", said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming."
 
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.  "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor.
 
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
 
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, .  ..
 
"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 12:31:59 AM »
No disrespect to my neighbors in the Bluegrass State, but that was lame to say the least.  Try to do better next time.  I may be an ol' country boy with no education, but I'll match W-2's with any of you clowns.  There endeth the lesson.  :huepfenlol2: Later--HUBBARD
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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2007, 06:45:51 AM »
Quote from: HUBBARD on November 20, 2007, 12:31:59 AM
No disrespect to my neighbors in the Bluegrass State, but that was lame to say the least.  Try to do better next time.  I may be an ol' country boy with no education, but I'll match W-2's with any of you clowns.  There endeth the lesson.  :huepfenlol2: Later--HUBBARD

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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2007, 07:53:03 AM »
Binx......I know what causes babies, and it AIN't the light.
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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2007, 08:38:43 AM »
Quote from: HogBreath on November 20, 2007, 07:53:03 AM
Binx......I know what causes babies, and it AIN't the light.

Yeah, I don't know for sure what causes it but the lights usually off here.....
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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2007, 08:47:22 AM »
Quote from: HUBBARD on November 20, 2007, 12:31:59 AM
No disrespect to my neighbors in the Bluegrass State, but that was lame to say the least.  Try to do better next time.  I may be an ol' country boy with no education, but I'll match W-2's with any of you clowns.  There endeth the lesson.  :huepfenlol2: Later--HUBBARD

Hey Hub whats a W-2 is that some sort of new wide glide motorsickle or something  ;D

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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2007, 12:13:02 PM »
Maybe
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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2007, 12:14:57 PM »
Quote from: Bubba on November 20, 2007, 08:47:22 AM
Hey Hub whats a W-2 is that some sort of new wide glide motorsickle or something  ;D

~bubba~

They're new handlebars Mike. They replace the W-1's! ;D

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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2007, 12:38:45 PM »
Quote from: Hoist on November 20, 2007, 12:14:57 PM
They're new handlebars Mike. They replace the W-1's! ;D

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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2007, 02:47:07 PM »
As much as MY kids bug me, it's no wonder they're attracted to the light....    I'll 'member that next time.

Oh yea, ....  Hey Hub!  I'll take that W-2 if you got no use for it.  I'd like to have at least one niuce lookin' one in my life!!!!!     
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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2007, 03:21:01 PM »
hey Binx..   why would you say Letcher County Kentucky?  You have a problem with the good people of Letcher County?

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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2007, 09:26:13 AM »
Quote from: Zorrick on November 24, 2007, 03:21:01 PM
hey Binx..   why would you say Letcher County Kentucky?  You have a problem with the good people of Letcher County?



dude, it's only a joke man! That's why it's in the humor section. OK, Clinton, KY! Better? :nixweiss:

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Re: Hillbilly Birth
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2007, 12:48:21 PM »
Quote from: Zorrick on November 24, 2007, 03:21:01 PM
hey Binx..   why would you say Letcher County Kentucky?  You have a problem with the good people of Letcher County?




Zor, Binx may not.  But I've got to have serious doubts about any county that's both a dry county and is named after a politician... ???     :huepfenlol2:
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