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Nasty Parrot
« on: November 28, 2007, 08:50:24 AM »

A young man named Robert received a parrot as a gift.  The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
         
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and lac with profanity. 
 
Robert tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
 
Finally, Robert was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.  Robert shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
In desperation, Robert threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
 
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.  Not a peep was heard for over a minute.  Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Robert quickly opened the door to the freezer. 
 
The parrot calmly stepped out onto Robert's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.  I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
 
Robert was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.  As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 

HAPPY belated THANKSGIVING...
« Last Edit: November 29, 2007, 07:28:29 AM by lilbear »
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Re: Nast Parrot
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2007, 08:55:16 AM »

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Re: Nast Parrot
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2007, 10:06:06 AM »

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Re: Nasty Parrot
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2007, 09:04:48 AM »

great 8)
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Re: Nasty Parrot
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2007, 11:15:46 AM »

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Re: Nasty Parrot
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2007, 12:33:37 AM »

THAT"S A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!         Linny
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