Maybe not Humorous, but Certainly Food for Thought
Like most folks, I have a job... I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes those taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I DO have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who DON'T have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I DO, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work.
Can you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?