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[HUBBARD]

hahaha... was just wondering if it was because of this thread:

HUBBARD Dumps Ol' Maudie's Grandson!

HHMMMMMMMMM.....

JesterDecor,
  Wonder no more.  You are correct in your assessment of the situation.  BTW, Thanks.  Later--HUBBARD

[Unbalanced]

Harry, I told ya Softails weren't designed to go that fast. He musta run outta underware!

Hoist!

Chip is it true, tell us a story we have lots of time, I would hate for this to be a one sided rebuke with only Howie's insight to go by.   Where is that darn Pop Corn image when you need it.   

[HUBBARD]

Let's compare W-2's NOW........

I'm in.  My question is, compared to what, or whose, and what is the wager?   Please advise.  Later--HUBBARD  

[HUBBARD]

Having Hubbard as "Economic Advisor" is kinda like leaving the fox in charge of the hen house.


 

Well since being fired by Bush he should have time to be on the site and brag about how fast Maude use to be.


 


 

I sent money to the Bush Campaign, and so did you, if I recall.  He is MY President, and yours.  BTW, Maudie's just as fast, or FASTER, than she used to be, a$$hole.  WTF are you talkin' about?  ELVIS is "used to be."  Maudie is alive, and still kickin' a$$.  Hell, I'm lookin' for sumpin' to bust Her a$$, just so I can let Tilley keep lettin' you clowns know He is still the "King of Harley Horsepower."  Next question.  Please advise.  Later--HUBBARD 

[HUBBARD]

Chip,

Brian and I are still waiting popcorn in hand to find out why ole S/B frontier is at the Harley dealer on the chopping block (also heard the S/B license tag is still on her).   We about ready to start on another bucket, so how bout sharing with us yes that long story as to the reasoning for your coveted #3 off the line Frontier and why she is up for sale?

What do you mean by used to be fast?   She slow down or did Hubbard reactions slow down?

Yeah, the most recent memory in Chip's mind of Ol' Maudie, is all them LED lights lit up on Her a$$-end, gettin' smaller and smaller. There endeth the lesson.  Later--HUBBARD

[HUBBARD]

Harry, I told ya Softails weren't designed to go that fast. He musta run outta underware!

Hoist!

Yeah, Hoist, I ain't seen a Soft-Tail yet, that wasn't just in the "way" of Ol' Maudie.  Later--HUBBARD

[Unbalanced]

IHell, I'm lookin' for sumpin' to bust Her a$$, just so I can let Tilley keep lettin' you clowns know He is still the "King of Harley Horsepower."  Next question.  Please advise.  Later--HUBBARD 

Look no further Otis is gonna bust your A$$, and he said so!   Ya know I was gonna save some of this razzing for late February, but I just can't wait that long. 

[HUBBARD]

HUBBARD

Did you miss this thread.

I can't believe you got fired.

Don, as his campaign manager give us some damage control.

QUICK!

FYI, Don consulted with me about this before any of you clowns even knew about it.  Twolane assured me this would have no negative bearing on my good Name, and we agreed to allow the media to announce to the General Public, President Bush had relieved this particular HUBBARD person, of their duties.  Know this, Twolane is "connected", and the President is well aware of my support of, and for, His efforts.  Twolane always informs me, of any current or upcoming events, that may, or may not, have influence on my possible, projected, personal Political future, if I decide to pursue.  Which BTW, I have retained Twolane to manage.  Don't laugh.  I ain't playin'.  If I decide to do it, I will win.  I've always had the ability to surround myself with people smarter than I am.  Twolane is one of those people.  Later--HUBBARD            

[HUBBARD]

Look no further Otis is gonna bust your A$$, and he said so!   Ya know I was gonna save some of this razzing for late February, but I just can't wait that long. 

heheheheheh, yeah, and Evel Kinevel was 'gonna jump the Snake River Canyon, too.  Everybody's 'gonna outrun me, Harry, but nobody has outrun me.  Until somebody bust the Ol' Girl's a$$, I got the belt.  Somebody come take the "Belt."  I've been wearin' it for three years runnin', goin' on four, when we get to Daytona.  However, I don't think a cheated up, 450 lb V-Rod, against a wore-out 1070 lb. Dresser, is apples for apples.  Hell, you're smart.  Do the Math.  What would the infamous OTIS have to spot me on a 1/8 mile run, balls to the wall, to make it fair?  Where would I be?  Just let the clutch out at the finish line and idle across, or would I win with just startin' my Motor?  Bring on the Twin-Cams, that's what I like to twist against.  A V-Rod ain't even a Harley, anyway, in my mind.  So mote it be.  Later--HUBBARD     

[HogBreath]

HogBreath,
  There is a Great Gulf fixed between skills, and Balls.  My last account reflects Balls always wins.  There endeth the lesson.   Later--HUBBARD  

Hubbard my friend, I just need to know...When the lil chopper dumped ya, was that "skills" or "balls"?  If It was "skills", you need more practise. If it was "balls" was it really winning? If it was, I've been a winner many times and didn't even know it. I'm ready for lesson two. 

[Gettinold]

 

[HUBBARD]

Hubbard my friend, I just need to know...When the lil chopper dumped ya, was that "skills" or "balls"?  If It was "skills", you need more practise. If it was "balls" was it really winning? If it was, I've been a winner many times and didn't even know it. I'm ready for lesson two. 

HogBreath,
  Of course it was, my Friend.  We always WIN when we have no competition.  Especially, when I'm ridin' by myself, it's like I'm competing with myself!  Do you follow me there, Bro'?  The mere sound of a wound-up tight, screamin' Motor, especially a V-Twin Harley Motor, just flat gives me such an adrenaline "RUSH", that my intelligence quotient goes totally out the window.  Quite frankly, I have such a "Need for Speed", that I don't know how I am still here, and have the presence to enjoy everything the Supreme Architect of the Universe put here for all of us, to just plain stand back in total "AWE', of.  That said, in "Kitchen Table, Creek Boy Language", I am a total idiot when it comes to finding out how fast whatever is under my big a$$ will go.  There endeth the lesson.  Later--HUBBARD             
 

[OTIS]

Look no further Otis is gonna bust your A$$, and he said so!   Ya know I was gonna save some of this razzing for late February, but I just can't wait that long. 

You can always depend on Harry to know what he is talking about please advise if any one thinks diffrent.


                                                       I  REMAIN  OTIS

[HUBBARD]

You can always depend on Harry to know what he is talking about please advise if any one thinks diffrent.

                                                       I  REMAIN  OTIS

While I do not, and will never disagree with your evaluation of Harry's knowledge concerning any given subject, WTF are you talkin' about?  Unless, of course, you think I'm gonna' try to bust that junk-assed V-Rod with the Notorious "Ol' Maudie."  Ain't gonna' happen.  Unless, OTIS, you give me the advantage I'm entitled to, supported by the math.  All things being equal, I will bust your a$$.    Please advise.    Later--HUBBARD

[HogBreath]

Hubbard..A wise man once told me....In Kitchen table, BackWoods boy language, "Some people are just educated beyond their intelligence."

I'm not really sure where it fits in here, BUT, I thought you of all people would understand.