Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterdays' Meals on Wheels
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff"
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes . . . Sit! . . . Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be "de-lighted" if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
Signs In a clothing store
"Our best is none too good."
On a sign on a delicatessen wall:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
On a sign in a Pennsylvania cemetary
"Shaky Grounds"
Seen on a San Francisco Bay Area coffee shop
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
Seen on a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon
"We're #1 in the #2 business"
Seen on Septic Tank Truck in Oregon
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix"
Sign over a Gynecologist's office.
"To expedite your visit please back in"
Sign over a Proctologist's door
"We repair what your husband fixed"
Painted sign on a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"
Sign seen on a Plumber's truck
"7 days without pizza makes one weak"
Pizza Shop Slogan
"Invite us to your next blowout"
Sign at a Tire Shop in Milwaukee.
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows"
Sign seen at a Towing company
"Let us remove your shorts"
On an Electrician's truck
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action"
Sign In a non-smoking area in a manufacturing company.
"Push. Push. Push"
Cute sign for a Maternity Room door huh!
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"
Sign seen on an Optometrists Office door
"We really know our stuff"
Seen on a Taxidermist's office window.
"Time wounds all heels"
Seen at a Podiatrist's office:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive"
Sign seen on a residential fence in Texas
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment"
Sign seen at a Car Dealership in Detroit
"We just keep rolling a lawn," JB Instant Lawn, Portland, Oregon
"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back"
Bunting Trash Service, Evans, Colorado.
"We Dry Harder"
a Utah concrete products company.
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