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1 Cup of Water
1 tsp Baking Soda
1 Cup Sugar
1 tsp Salt
1 Cup Brown Sugar
1 tsp Lemon Juice
4 Large Eggs
1 Cup Nuts
2 Cups of Dried Fruit
1 Bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer; beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat
Again. At this point, it's best to make sure the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup....just in casze.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to
the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the
friggin fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
the beaterers, just pry loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz
a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add table. Add a spoon of
sugar, or somefink....whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Jose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!
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