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[Chief]

I love riding with Chief!! No worries about gas or pit (pee?) or beer/food stops!! Not to mention excellent road trips with WATER and gorgeous scenery!! Don't change a thing Chuck!! 


I miss GA and the Copperhead Lodge!!

With a group you can never have too many stops. Someone always has to pee or pit.  

[HogBreath]

Lets see price of a gallon of fuel $3.25, smile on your face as you accelerated to triple digits.... priceless.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

1 Gallon of gas: $3.25
Ticket for 110 in a 35 MPH Zone $1,000
Bail money: $500
Attorney fees: $3,000
Calling my father in law to bail me out: Priceless

[Midnight Rider]

That's about the right time to stop anyway.  At least for me it is.  No matter what seat I'm riding on, my body tells me I have to get off and stretch about every 110-120 miles...Chuck and I would get along riding just perfectly then.
Cheers ,
 

My Bladder generally tells me that, Ken....if not sooner.

[Hugh Janis]

I've ridden w/ Chief. He stops every 110 miles no matter what. He doesn't like that little yellow light.

That, or his prostate is the size of a grapefruit and he doesn't want anyone to know.......

[Chief]

That, or his prostate is the size of a grapefruit and he doesn't want anyone to know.......

This is all  your fault AJ. See what you've started. Now I've got to go in for a PSA test. 

[Hugh Janis]

This is all  your fault AJ. See what you've started. Now I've got to go in for a PSA test. 

Nope, you gotta drop the trousers and put the chest on the table for the DIGITAL exam.  It's much more accurate than the analog one.  If the Dr. puts one hand on your shoulder, that's OK.  If he puts TWO hands on your shoulders, schedule your follow up with someone else......  JMHO   

[iski]

1 Gallon of gas: $3.25
Ticket for 110 in a 35 MPH Zone $1,000
Bail money: $500
Attorney fees: $3,000
Calling my father in law to bail me out: Priceless

According to my math, all that adds to $749.99.

 

[JesterDecor]

According to my math, all that adds to $749.99.

 

hhmmmmmm...iski?? Does Ken have you on retainer to back him up like this?? 

[SBB]

hhmmmmmm...iski?? Does Ken have you on retainer to back him up like this?? 

JD

He does have me on retainer.
Hell I committed 750.00 bucks to buy that trailer.
I wanted that for the 750 but you know the drill,
Ken gets first dibs and he is da man.
So what is your real question?

 

[JesterDecor]

JD

He does have me on retainer.
Hell I committed 750.00 bucks to buy that trailer.
I wanted that for the 750 but you know the drill,
Ken gets first dibs and he is da man.
So what is your real question?

 

hahahaha.... is the retainer also $750?? Man that number just bounces around so much I just dunno where I am in the checkbook anymore *dumb blonde looks*

 

[HogBreath]

hahahaha.... is the retainer also $750?? Man that number just bounces around so much I just dunno where I am in the checkbook anymore *dumb blonde looks*

 

Not to worry JD. Chip has me on retainer also. $750 annually for sexual advice. It's a wash-out.

[JesterDecor]

Not to worry JD. Chip has me on retainer also. $750 annually for sexual advice. It's a wash-out.

YIKES...ya'll just keep AWAY from the thong thread and Gary...mmmKAY???


I guess Nancy and I need to talk!!!

 

[Tbone]

hahahaha.... is the retainer also $750?? Man that number just bounces around so much I just dunno where I am in the checkbook anymore *dumb blonde looks*

 

Hey, wait a minute.  I want a raise!  Ken, you're not paying me $750, I thought you said you were paying me competitive rates! 

[iski]

hhmmmmmm...iski?? Does Ken have you on retainer to back him up like this?? 

JD - Ken is an orthodontist?   

And no, I don't wear a retainer, but I am backing Ken up regardless & I made a math mistake above:  That added to about $17  plus expenses.   

[JesterDecor]

JD - Ken is an orthodontist?   

And no, I don't wear a retainer, but I am backing Ken up regardless & I made a math mistake above:  That added to about $17  plus expenses.   

iski

He's not an orthodontist, but I ain't promising that is insistent $750 budget won't bite him in the a$$ ??

I, however, am an accountant. Send me a copy of the expense report and I'll handle accordingly!!