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Avon Lady
« on: December 17, 2007, 02:27:02 PM »
An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart.

She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon Pine
Scented deodorizer.

Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator.

He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, 'Do you smell something?'

'Well, yes I do,' he replied.

'What does it smell like? 'she asked.

 



The bemused gentleman answered, 'I'm not sure, but it kind of smells

 

like someone chit under a Christmas tree'.

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Re: Avon Lady
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 03:34:55 PM »
Thats funny :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Avon Lady
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2007, 01:53:07 AM »
GOODUN!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Avon Lady
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2007, 08:52:03 PM »
 :D
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Re: Avon Lady
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2008, 10:06:37 AM »
 :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :smilie_staub:
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Re: Avon Lady
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2008, 10:10:05 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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