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[Boatman]

A man walked to town with his pet duck to pick up the items he needed.  As he was about to walk home, he noticed the movie marquee was showing a movie he wanted to see.  Seeing that he had his pet duck and not wanting to walk all the way back home, the man unzipped his coat, in went the duck, up went the zipper, and in the movie theatre they went.

The man set down next to two old women and everything was going fine until about half way thru the movie the duck started squirming under his coat.  He unzipped his coat to give the duck some room.

1st lady-"Marge, Marge, the man next to me is playing with his penis".

2nd lady-"Aw heck, you've seen one, you've seen them all".

1st lady-"Yeah, but this one is different".

2nd lady-"How's that".

1st lady-"This one is eating my popcorn".