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Jose and Carlos
« on: December 21, 2007, 02:00:45 PM »

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......

They panhandle in different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, 'I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'.

Jose replies .... 'Look at your sign. What does it say?'

Carlos' sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'

Jose says, ' No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars a day.'

Carlos replies... 'So what does your sign say'?

Jose shows Carlos his sign......

It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico.'   



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Re: Jose and Carlos
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2007, 11:57:46 PM »

I'll give $10.00
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