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Fat tattooed lady
« on: December 21, 2007, 05:08:05 PM »

When I got married (over 28 years ago) my wife was quite slender and tattoo free.
Things have changed over those 28 years.
I had always heard "marry a fat tatooed lady- you get heat in the winter, shade in the summer, and moving pictures all year 'round".

It didn't start out that way, but by God, that's what I got today! :'(
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Re: Fat tattooed lady
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2007, 05:32:21 PM »

When I got married (over 28 years ago) my wife was quite slender and tattoo free.
Things have changed over those 28 years.
I had always heard "marry a fat tatooed lady- you get heat in the winter, shade in the summer, and moving pictures all year 'round".

It didn't start out that way, but by God, that's what I got today! :'(

you know it's going to happen :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Fat tattooed lady
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2007, 05:33:54 PM »

you know it's going to happen :huepfenlol2:
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Couldn't we just pass on this one???
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Re: Fat tattooed lady
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2007, 05:44:52 PM »

Couldn't we just pass on this one???

Hell, we put up with  Cat vomit and Dog puke  :nixweiss:  :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Fat tattooed lady
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2007, 11:56:21 PM »

Please let pass on the pics
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Re: Fat tattooed lady
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2007, 11:00:27 AM »

Let's just pretend that, oh, my camera's broke.  OK?  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Fat tattooed lady
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2007, 01:01:22 PM »

If she reads this your name maybe mud.
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Re: Fat tattooed lady
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2007, 05:19:18 PM »

If she reads this your name maybe mud.
You're right.  Sometimes honesty just doesn't pay. 
-Good thing she doesn't get into this web site.   :orange:
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Re: Fat tattooed lady
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2007, 07:28:47 PM »

you should have put speed bumps on the buffet line a few years ago.....  I'm just saying.....
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