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[Twolanerider]

Sharing this with this crowd as it just seems most likely to enjoy it. 

Just got off the phone with a buddy in St. Louis.  He'd just moved and had what I guess you might say is new address problem.

For three years or so he has contracted with this interesting maid service.  He pays $80.00 per maid per hour and a couple of young maids show up and do a pretty thorough job of cleaning his apartment.  And they're topless; at least.  Or at most.  Whatever.  You get the idea.

So he'd moved.  The address had changed.  The maids show up this evening.  One apparently came in while the other was bringing supplies up and running a minute or two behind the first.  He had to answer nature's call.  He comes out of the restroom a few minutes later and other maid has arrived.  His kid sister in a thong. 

Apparently she'd heard him go on and on about the maid service and figured $50 an hour beat flipping burgers through college.  But she didn't recognize or know his new address.



He didn't know she had this job.  She didn't want..... well, everyone can figure out the dynamic from there. 

Now he's got her believing that for Christmas she's going to find out just what he can blackmail her for to keep the folks from finding out. 

[Screamin]

 

Need to see the sister before offering any advice.

[Screamin]

In ?? uniform preferred.

[Twolanerider]

Need to see the sister before offering any advice.

I've met the sister before.  But even though she's 20 or 21 now I've known her since was nine or ten.  That just puts a different spin on things.  Doesn't make the incident any less funny though.

[CVOJOE]

      

[iski]

This is wrong on so many levels & in so many ways, not sure there is any reason to start.  Just really glad it wasn't his grandma........

[Twolanerider]

This is wrong on so many levels

Hmmm, he says that like it's a bad thing .  If I could throw away $80 an hour each for a couple of maids for a couple of hours to prance around the house naked every week I'd.... ah, who am I kidding; I'd buy more chrome with the money.

[Fired00d]

Hmmm, he says that like it's a bad thing .  If I could throw away $80 an hour each for a couple of maids for a couple of hours to prance around the house naked every week I'd.... ah, who am I kidding; I'd buy more chrome with the money.

Don,
Stop, Drop, & Roll. Your pants are on fire. Remember you did say if you had money to throw away, and to me that would mean all the OCD items were taken care of.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[Hellion Custom Cycles]

  and were is this maid service from

[Twolanerider]

Don,
Stop, Drop, & Roll. Your pants are on fire. Remember you did say if you had money to throw away, and to me that would mean all the OCD items were taken care of.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

Damn Dood, I did not have my priorities in order there....  You are so right.  Having money left over would have to mean that chrome was done on the red bike, the red SERK and the red SERG.  Then it wouldn't be maids for the house I'd be hiring, it'd be wash and wax girls.  Man, that'd be the life.  Lounge chair in the yard, or maybe a hammock.  Beneath a big tree.  A cooler at my side.  SEEG, SERK and SERG all lined up and little Ms. Wash and little Ms. Wax out there just toiling away.  Oh, sweetie; I think you missed a spot....  it's ok though, you can get it with tomorrow's detail.

Who said I don't have dreams..... 

[Boatman]

Sharing this with this crowd as it just seems most likely to enjoy it. 

I don't know if this a complement or not.    

Still a great story.  (even if it was your friend's sister).

I'm not related so I'm like several others:

 

[spydglide]

Damn Dood, I did not have my priorities in order there....  You are so right.  Having money left over would have to mean that chrome was done on the red bike, the red SERK and the red SERG.  Then it wouldn't be maids for the house I'd be hiring, it'd be wash and wax girls.  Man, that'd be the life.  Lounge chair in the yard, or maybe a hammock.  Beneath a big tree.  A cooler at my side.  SEEG, SERK and SERG all lined up and little Ms. Wash and little Ms. Wax out there just toiling away.  Oh, sweetie; I think you missed a spot....  it's ok though, you can get it with tomorrow's detail.

Who said I don't have dreams..... 

Dang......you had me right there in the hammock beside you for a little while......why'd you stop just when the fantasy was getting a good roll going.......oh well, we've got MV '08 to look forward to instead.    har!   :drink:spyder

[Twolanerider]

Dang......you had me right there in the hammock beside you for a little while......why'd you stop just when the fantasy was getting a good roll going.......oh well, we've got MV '08 to look forward to instead.    har!   :drink:spyder

Know what you mean Spyder.  It was an intoxicating little daydream.  It if was on an island with beaut....   I better stop.  If not will be out looking for a 12 step....