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[Bubba]

   ~bubba~   

[Hugh Janis]

That's girly.  A real man will want a fart ringtone for his cell so it seems like he's farting when he really isn't not hiding it when he really does.

I've got a few GREAT flatulence stories involving strangers.  Here's one...

I'm waiting for an elevator in a public building a few years back, door opens and a young guy by himself looks up, snickers at me, and steps off and walks past me.  I think 'WTF' was he giggling about by himself as I get on the elevator.  I push the button and as the doors begin to close I'm completely overwhelmed by the most atrocious odor one can imagine.  I IMMEDIATELY, in a panic, begin pushing every button to get the doors to open and release me from the gas chamber.  As I got off at the next floor and took the stairs the rest of the way I too giggled to myself at being OWNED by a farting stranger.  I had to go home and shower to remove the taint.

[Break-In]

Funny

[FNGw/08SERK]

That's girly.  A real man will want a fart ringtone for his cell so it seems like he's farting when he really isn't not hiding it when he really does.

I've got a few GREAT flatulence stories involving strangers.  Here's one...

I'm waiting for an elevator in a public building a few years back, door opens and a young guy by himself looks up, snickers at me, and steps off and walks past me.  I think 'WTF' was he giggling about by himself as I get on the elevator.  I push the button and as the doors begin to close I'm completely overwhelmed by the most atrocious odor one can imagine.  I IMMEDIATELY, in a panic, begin pushing every button to get the doors to open and release me from the gas chamber.  As I got off at the next floor and took the stairs the rest of the way I too giggled to myself at being OWNED by a farting stranger.  I had to go home and shower to remove the taint.

Too many stories to type. Subject is an oldie but a goodie. We need to have that beer!!! RFLMFAO

[Screamin_Beagle]

OK,
   Let me see if I cn remember this one:

Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench talking.  They have been there for a couple of hours remenissing about old times and happy memories.  After several hours pass,  one old lady looks at the other and say's "you know,  we've been sitting here so long I think my butt is asleep".  The other looks at here and say's "I know it is,  I've heard it snore 4 times now"

_Beags