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[Muley]

Ole was never much of a scholar, but h e sure could paint, especially
portraits. As his fame grew, people came from all over to have him paint
their formal portrait. One day, a beautiful young woman arrived at his
studio and asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. 'Money is no
object. Would a half million dollars be enough?' Since no one had ever
made such a request before, Ole figured he'd better get permission from
his wife. 'Can ya wait here fer a minute whilst I asks Lena?' In a few
minutes he returned. 'Ya, shoor, you betcha, I can paint ya in da nude,
but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so's I have a place to wipe my
brushes!'

[LRebel]

Funny!

[Jock]

Ole was never much of a scholar, but h e sure could paint, especially
portraits. As his fame grew, people came from all over to have him paint
their formal portrait. One day, a beautiful young woman arrived at his
studio and asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. 'Money is no
object. Would a half million dollars be enough?' Since no one had ever
made such a request before, Ole figured he'd better get permission from
his wife. 'Can ya wait here fer a minute whilst I asks Lena?' In a few
minutes he returned. 'Ya, shoor, you betcha, I can paint ya in da nude,
but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so's I have a place to wipe my
brushes!'

So that's how it is in North Carolina?