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[iski]

The top 10 Country Titles of all time:
 
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
 
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
 
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
 
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
 
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
 
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
 
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
 
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
 
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
 
And the Number One Country song is...
 
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

[Hugh Janis]

That's 10 verses of the same song.....

[MUFFMAN]

Married too eh?

[arcticdude]

Vince Gill and Waylon Jennings(?) as the Cherry Bomb group already did the #1 song title!  It's a good one to, though you don't hear it on the radio very often.

[Break-In]

I have the number 1 reason at times