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[Twolanerider]

Had an interesting and amusing thing happen this evening.  Candy called and we chatted bikes for a bit.  While we did this I was watching my niece at her cheerleading/gymnastics practice.

As it ended and the two of us walked out of the warehouse building the cell connection was lost.  Couple minutes later after getting the (almost) five year old and myself strapped in our various car seats I called Mrs We back.  Bluetooth in the truck meant it was all on speaker this time so Parker could say hi to Candy and Candy could say hi to Parker.

After the call was done my niece had her usual many and insightful questions.  Who was she?  Is she nice?  Is she one of your friends?  Etc etc etc.

In the myriad explanations it came up that Mrs We is a girl who rides her own motorcycle; on the big roads. 

Oh My Gawd...

It all stopped right there.  The little one knew such a thing was possible.  But to have talked to the reality.  Awestruck would be an understatement.  The little one's estimation of Candy went way way way (WAY) up right then and there.

















(it's probably a good thing I didn't tell Parker that Candy wasn't any taller than she is  )

[porthole]

(it's probably a good thing I didn't tell Parker that Candy wasn't any taller than she is  )

Or else that pink CVO would have to grow up real fast ..........

[RJ749]

Had an interesting and amusing thing happen this evening.  Candy called and we chatted bikes for a bit.  While we did this I was watching my niece at her cheerleading/gymnastics practice.

After the call was done my niece had her usual many and insightful questions.  Who was she?  Is she nice?  Is she one of your friends?  Etc etc etc.

In the myriad explanations it came up that Mrs We is a girl who rides her own motorcycle; on the big roads. 

Oh My Gawd...

It all stopped right there.  The little one knew such a thing was possible.  But to have talked to the reality.  Awestruck would be an understatement.  The little one's estimation of Candy went way way way (WAY) up right then and there.
(it's probably a good thing I didn't tell Parker that Candy wasn't any taller than she is  )

How can you say that Don, a picture is worth a thousand words......we love you Candy, can't wait to get in the wind with you in Sedona after missing that oppportunity in Nelson.

[Twolanerider]

How can you say that Don,

Roger, to the little girl at this end of the phone call it wouldn't have mattered if I'd said Mrs We was 2'5" or 8'3".  The only thing that mattered was that Candy was a "girl who rode her own motorcycle on the big road."  That was one impressed little girl.  But, of course, MrsWe is an excellent role model (to us all!).

[Boatman]

Great story for 2 fine young ladies.

[RJ749]

Roger, to the little girl at this end of the phone call it wouldn't have mattered if I'd said Mrs We was 2'5" or 8'3".  The only thing that mattered was that Candy was a "girl who rode her own motorcycle on the big road."  That was one impressed little girl.  But, of course, MrsWe is an excellent role model (to us all!).

I hear you Don.  I can only imagine the little one's vision of the goddess.   Heroes are a good thing.

[amigo Jorge]

If the Barry's daughter is the CVO's PRINCESS, Candy is the CVO's QUEEN

[Twolanerider]

If the Barry's daughter is the CVO's PRINCESS, Candy is the CVO's QUEEN

Sounds like site royalty to me Jorge. The CVO Royal Court.

Puts an easy image in a guys head.  All the CVO ladies in their fineries each being Queens in their own domain, younger ladies Princesses flitting around playing, a Red SEEG with a crown resting on the tank as the King in the middle of it all; and all the guys standing around in jeans and boots scratching themselves asking each other "can we go ride yet ?"

[Chief]

Sounds like site royalty to me Jorge. The CVO Royal Court.

Puts an easy image in a guys head.  All the CVO ladies in their fineries each being Queens in their own domain, younger ladies Princesses flitting around playing, a Red SEEG with a crown resting on the tank as the King in the middle of it all; and all the guys standing around in jeans and boots scratching themselves asking each other "can we go ride yet ?"

Since we already have a Princess (Princess Heine) a Queen is in order. I'll nominate Candy. 

[Twolanerider]

Since we already have a Princess (Princess Heine) a Queen is in order. I'll nominate Candy. 

You guys are cruising for a bruising.  Here I was being so diplomatic making MrsWe a goddess.  After all, there can be many goddesses.  Then when Jorge made her a Queen I at least suggested a matriarchal thing with several queens and princesses.  But, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Chuck has to try to make it just one!

Well, I tell you what boys, I'm afraid of the girls.  I ain't picking just one.  They're all Queens and Princesses to me.  Y'all can get your butts kicked if you want to.  They are ALL Queens and Princesses to Twolane!
































(twolane is not a coward twolane is not a coward twolane is not a coward twolane is not a coward ok twolane is a little bit of a coward well maybe twolane is a big coward no twolane is just smart a really really smart coward)

[Hoist!]

You guys are cruising for a bruising.  Here I was being so diplomatic making MrsWe a goddess.  After all, there can be many goddesses.  Then when Jorge made her a Queen I at least suggested a matriarchal thing with several queens and princesses.  But, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Chuck has to try to make it just one!

Well, I tell you what boys, I'm afraid of the girls.  I ain't picking just one.  They're all Queens and Princesses to me.  Y'all can get your butts kicked if you want to.  They are ALL Queens and Princesses to Twolane!
































(twolane is not a coward twolane is not a coward twolane is not a coward twolane is not a coward ok twolane is a little bit of a coward well maybe twolane is a big coward no twolane is just smart a really really smart coward)

Gotta go with Don on this one! I'd rather fight with him about who's king!

Sounds like site royalty to me Jorge. The CVO Royal Court.

Puts an easy image in a guys head.  All the CVO ladies in their fineries each being Queens in their own domain, younger ladies Princesses flitting around playing, a Red SEEG Black Ice SERK3 with a crown resting on the tank as the King in the middle of it all; and all the guys standing around in jeans and boots scratching themselves asking each other "can we go ride yet ?"

Now that's fixed too!

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

Now that's fixed too!

Hoist!

Not real sure about that editorial change you made Howie.  History has always suggested that once a guy is disembowled and has all his bits scattered messily all over the floor he's really not a King anymore .

[Hoist!]

Not real sure about that editorial change you made Howie.  History has always suggested that once a guy is disembowled and has all his bits scattered messily all over the floor he's really not a King anymore .

I've seen plenty of Kings sprawled out on the floor!

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

I've seen plenty of Kings sprawled out on the floor!

Hoist!

With red SEEGs rolling back and forth through their bloody entrails spinning the back wheels spreading guts all over the place ?








(Now there's an interesting mental image that belongs in one of the old 60s era biker movies.)

[Coolbreeze]

Hmmmm......   it sounds like a REALLY good b flick!  Me and the girls watch those on Saturday mornings together...