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Too Funny
« on: January 23, 2008, 06:43:52 PM »
This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this" , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said ,
"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
"pretending to eat them".

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 06:45:15 PM »
That's great thanks!!  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 11:51:02 PM »
 :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:
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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 11:54:25 PM »
Oops......  :ROFLOL:
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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2008, 12:01:39 AM »
 
 :oops: :puke: :huepfenlol2:

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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2008, 05:50:54 AM »
Wow, that could have been me!
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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2008, 11:08:08 PM »
Quote from: jgeorge102 on January 24, 2008, 05:50:54 AM
Wow, that could have been me!

So true, but would you admit it if it was you? :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2008, 06:53:14 AM »
Quote from: hd-dude on January 24, 2008, 11:08:08 PM
So true, but would you admit it if it was you? :huepfenlol2:

I think I would believe it or not.  The humor in that actually happening trumps any embarrassment.
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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2008, 11:55:34 AM »
Quote from: jgeorge102 on January 25, 2008, 06:53:14 AM
I think I would believe it or not.  The humor in that actually happening trumps any embarrassment.
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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2008, 12:12:49 PM »
That joke reminds me of a true story that happened to me about 3 years ago. I'm at the local coffee joint at the drive through ordering my usual early morning coffee. Keep in mind I'm closing in on 50 & the very cute young(about 25) girl is smiling at me ,giving me a good going over with her bedroom eyes(I thought)  As & after ordering my coffee I'm feeling pretty good about myself thinking that this dude still has "it" and decide to show my handsome self to myself via the rear view mirror. At that moment I realized the reason for smile was obviously due to her trying to hold back her laughter. There hanging from the bottom of my nostril was a pretty good size booger due to the sneeze I had just before the drivethrough. This 6' 3" dude felt like about 6" tall.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2008, 01:06:08 PM »
Quote from: hd-dude on January 23, 2008, 06:43:52 PM
This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this" , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said ,
"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
"pretending to eat them".

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

 :huepfenlol2:


That's some funny chit right there... :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:



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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2008, 10:48:51 AM »
Quote from: Muffman on January 25, 2008, 12:12:49 PM
That joke reminds me of a true story that happened to me about 3 years ago. I'm at the local coffee joint at the drive through ordering my usual early morning coffee. Keep in mind I'm closing in on 50 & the very cute young(about 25) girl is smiling at me ,giving me a good going over with her bedroom eyes(I thought)  As & after ordering my coffee I'm feeling pretty good about myself thinking that this dude still has "it" and decide to show my handsome self to myself via the rear view mirror. At that moment I realized the reason for smile was obviously due to her trying to hold back her laughter. There hanging from the bottom of my nostril was a pretty good size booger due to the sneeze I had just before the drivethrough. This 6' 3" dude felt like about 6" tall.  ;D ;D ;D

Oh Man!  Time to find a different coffee shop!

I was sitting at a red light by myself and while "digging for gold" noticed EVERYONE in the car ahead of me turned around and laughing at me.  I didn't even realize what I was doing.  If I could have crawled under my dash I would have.  That was 20 years ago and I'm much more discrete now when in the business of nasal hygiene.  I keep napkins in the glove box for just such an emergency.
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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2008, 10:01:05 PM »
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Re: Too Funny
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2008, 04:16:30 AM »
Quote from: jgeorge102 on January 27, 2008, 10:48:51 AM
Oh Man!  Time to find a different coffee shop!

I was sitting at a red light by myself and while "digging for gold" noticed EVERYONE in the car ahead of me turned around and laughing at me.  I didn't even realize what I was doing.  If I could have crawled under my dash I would have.  That was 20 years ago and I'm much more discrete now when in the business of nasal hygiene.  I keep napkins in the glove box for just such an emergency.

Find a different coffee shop? Had to find a new town. ;D ;D ;D.Your story kinda reminds me of the one Seinfeld episode! :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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