A lawyer is driving home from work to his house in the country. He notices a very thin man at the side of the road on all 4's eating grass. The lawyer stops to see what is going on. The man explains to him that he lost his job, his house , & has no money for food and has to resort to eating grass.. The Lawyer, utterly disgusted says,"Come on to my home . man & I'll feed you all you can eat. "But my wife and kids are behind that hill". Sure enough they are grazing away on the other side. The Lawyer invites them all in his car for the short ride to his home. Entering the long driveway they can't believe their luck getting to stay at this huge mansion. "We can't thank you enough Mr. lawyer they all say in unison." Not a problem says the lawyer. If you all go around to the back of the house you can all get started. The grass is about a foot high there!"
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