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A Blonde's Year In Review
« on: January 30, 2008, 05:06:42 PM »

A Blonde's Year in Review  

January 
 Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. 

February  
 Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
 Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! 
 
March 
 Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
 months..... box said '2-4 years!' 
 
April 
 Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! 
 
May 
 Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups
 of water won't fit into those little packets!!! 
 
June 
 Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with
 a slope. 
 
July 
 Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, 
 the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! 
 
August 
 Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped
 because convertible-top was open. 
 
September 
 The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? 
 
October 
 Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November 
 Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour
 per pound and I weigh 108!! 
 
December 
 Couldn't call 911 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on
 the stupid phone!!!

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Nor does the first party imply, warranty, or guarantee that the second party will understand the humor of the above.   
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Re: A Blonde's Year In Review
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 04:44:28 AM »

Hey, watch it. My wife's blonde. :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: A Blonde's Year In Review
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2008, 06:06:34 AM »

Hey, watch it. My wife's blonde. :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:

Mine too, but I still liked them... :vrolijk_4:
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Re: A Blonde's Year In Review
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 06:20:55 AM »

Mine too, but I still liked them... :vrolijk_4:

Chit, between you & I probably have about a years supply of blonde jokes!!
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Re: A Blonde's Year In Review
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2008, 06:23:41 AM »

Chit, between you & I probably have about a years supply of blonde jokes!!

Have two blonde daughters too!
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Re: A Blonde's Year In Review
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2008, 09:59:30 AM »

 :P  Mine too!!
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Re: A Blonde's Year In Review
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 11:00:57 AM »

Hey, watch it. My wife's blonde. :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:

My wife is blonde too.......and trust me, the jokes fit! ;D
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Re: A Blonde's Year In Review
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 11:05:26 AM »

My wife is blonde too.......and trust me, the jokes fit! ;D

I dated blonde, but I married  :gorgeous: (red). :)

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Re: A Blonde's Year In Review
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 11:17:01 AM »

I dated blonde, but I married  :gorgeous: (red). :)

:indian_chief:

Yeah, I did the opposite.  My experience was that red-heads are just a blonde with an attitude :D

Ok....I should probably shut-up now, before I dig myself a nice deep hole ;D
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Re: A Blonde's Year In Review
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 11:29:34 AM »

I dated blonde, but I married  :gorgeous: (red). :)

:indian_chief:

Aren't readheads just Irish blonds? ::)
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