Looking for boots!
These right here are the best you will ever own, they come with the best items:
1. Buy them at your local 82D Airborne AAFES $120.00 get the right ones though, look at the sole, should have 13 holes on the heel, resembles original 13 colonies
2. 20 years of military experience (reenlistment bonuses are side perks)
3. Walk in them for 20 miles without blisters(seriously)
4. Jump from airplanes 800 to 1,300 feet (day or night)
5. Find and remember the best friends of your life
6. But wait theres more, when you think there is no more to be done with them!!!
Bronze them and hang them on wall.