Little Johnny was terrible in math. The parents tried everything;tutors, mentors, learning centres; nothing worked. They decided to send him to the local Catholic School in a last ditch effort.
After his first day Little Johnny came home with a very serious look on his face, didn't eat and went right up to his room to study. Finally he came down for Supper. After supper he went right upstairs & studied for another 3 hours.This went on day after day week after week without Johnny even spending 5 minutes telling his parents about his attitude change.
Finally, Little Johnny brought home his report card which was an astounding A++. Not being able to take it any longer the mother persisted in asking; Son, was it the nuns? Little Johnny shook his head and said no. Well then, was it the books, the dicipline, the structure, THE UNIFORMS, WHAT?
Little Johnny looked at her and said, "Well , on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew this school wasn't fooling around"!!!
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