
Okay, while I was a Cop, I worked Narcotics for 3 years, btw the best job I ever had! Anyways, we made three crack buys off this guy in his house, did a search warrant after he re-upped his supply and could find the crack. Interviewed him for hours it seemed. Then I got a call from another agent that had arrested him several years ago and he called him a "crotch carrier." He was uncooperative but with five cops in a bedroom, we made him strip and bend over, spread, etc. He later pulled out close to 1/2 oz of crack out of his @ss crack. It was hanging out like a tampon! Nasty F(*&er. He wanted to fight after we saw the bag in his crack, he got sprayed with a dose of pepper spray, in the face, and suddenly became compliant. He then went to jail.
Definitely the best job I've ever had due to funny stories and experiences like this. I'm no longer in Law Enforcement, moved on due to family, I'm still in the reserves though.