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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5835 on: May 03, 2009, 10:19:12 AM »

Duane, how was your chicken dinner?

Very tasty (insert burp or two here) there Jmibo
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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5836 on: May 03, 2009, 10:57:29 PM »

Very tasty (insert burp or two here) there Jmibo
That's just wrong :'(
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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5837 on: May 04, 2009, 06:03:12 PM »

I'll bet it came out real good, in the end!
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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5838 on: May 04, 2009, 10:15:37 PM »

That's just wrong :'(

It's all Jim's fault  :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5839 on: May 05, 2009, 07:30:59 AM »

I'll bet it came out real good, in the end!

Directions:

remove chicken from can.  Serve

2 hrs later: return chicken to can.  Flush



Why not save yourself 2 hrs of suffering and simply open the can and dump it in the toilet.  Just sayin.......  :nixweiss:
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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5840 on: May 05, 2009, 07:49:36 AM »


Why not save yourself 2 hrs of suffering and simply open the can and dump it in the toilet.  Just sayin.......  :nixweiss:

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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5841 on: May 05, 2009, 10:20:22 AM »

That won't last long....................

Internet police must be asleep at the wheel!
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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5842 on: May 05, 2009, 11:06:52 AM »

Just how big is 10"


ELECTRIC FENCE

Seems a sheep farmer in  Alton Illinois was puzzled about the disappearance of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks the farmer decided to put up an electric fence.

About a week later, this is what he found!
Now, I know we've all heard of people being eaten by snakes & I bet most of us have said, 'If a snake tried to eat me, I'd blah, blah, blah & get away.'

Well, this is a Python & they're extremely aggressive & have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while they wrap around them & then constrict.

Could you get away if this one bit you & held on with it's
'few teeth?'

(Note: The wires are 10 inches apart.)
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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5843 on: May 05, 2009, 11:07:19 AM »

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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5844 on: May 05, 2009, 11:32:38 AM »

I'd heard the Australian version of those snake photos a couple years ago.  It turns out, they're from South Africa.  Amazing teeth.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/fencesnake.asp
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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5845 on: May 06, 2009, 11:43:28 AM »

Internet police must be asleep at the wheel!
 :)

Even my "that won't last long" post got deleted  :nixweiss:
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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5846 on: May 06, 2009, 11:44:02 AM »

Name that picture
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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5847 on: May 06, 2009, 11:44:25 AM »

That was "light beer"

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Re: Share your funny or inspirational photos here
« Reply #5848 on: May 06, 2009, 11:45:13 AM »

A salted peanut
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« Reply #5849 on: May 06, 2009, 11:46:17 AM »

Dr Pepper
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