Grandpa in NURSING Home....
A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather (Abuelo) in
a nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so
they had to put him in an Irish home. After a few weeks in the Irish
facility, they came to visit grandpa.
'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson.
'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,' says
grandpa. 'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place
for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.'
'Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents
Abuelo says with a big smile. 'There's a musician here -- he's 85 years
old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls
him 'Maestro'!'
'There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't
been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your
Honor'!'
'There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25
years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!' 'And me -- I haven't had
sex for 35 years and they still call me "The F*cking Mexican"
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