There are 2 statues in the park; one of a nude man & one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for one hundred years., when one day an angel comes down from the sky, and with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them," As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers & frigid winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most all of that time".
He looks at her,she at him, and giggling run off behind the shrubbery.. The angel waits as the bushes rustle and loud giggling ensues.
After 15 minutes the two return laughing & giggling. The angel tells them,"Um, you still have 15 minutes left". The male statue asks the woman statue,"Well, would you like to do it again?"
"Oh, yes let's she replies. But let's change positions. This time I'll hold the pigeon & you crap on his head".
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Topic: STATUES IN PARK (Read 542 times)