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[FNGw/08SERK]

When negative people do their best to rain on your parade.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip
to Rome   with her husband. She mentioned the trip to her hairdresser,
who responded: '  Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's
crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to  Rome . So, how are you
getting there?'

'We're taking Continental,' was the reply 'We got a great rate!'
'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. 'That's a terrible
airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're
always late. So, where are you staying in  Ro me ?'

'We'll be at this exclusive little place over on  Rome 's TiberRiver
called Teste.'

'Don 't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks
it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a
dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service
is surly, and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get
there?'

'We're going to g o to see the Vatican    and we hope to see the
Pope.'

'That's rich,' laughed the hairdresser. 'You and a million other
people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on
this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to  Rome

'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we
on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was
overbooked and th ey bumped us up to first class. The food and wine
were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward w ho
waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just
finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the
finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they
apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!'

'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I
know you didn't get to see the Pope.'

'Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the  Vatican , a
Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope
likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to
step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
shook my hand ; I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'

'Oh really! What'd he say?'

He said: 'Where'd you get that chitty haircut?'   

[Texas Lurker]

Nuff said..............Linny

[Janine]

     

[Puzzled]

LOL 

[Jock]

That's one way of addressing the matter.

[MUFFMAN]

 

[Break-In]

 

[Guilty]

ha, ha, ha...good one!

[iski]