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A Frickin' Elephant
« on: February 10, 2008, 02:48:57 PM »
Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and
says,

'Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!'

Deep breath ... 'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!'

and so it does ..............

 


' A f r i c a n Elephant '

Hooked on phonics!!! Ain't it wonderful?   :bananarock:
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Re: A Frickin' Elephant
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 03:34:25 PM »
 :ROFLOL:
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Re: A Frickin' Elephant
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2008, 04:33:38 AM »
Good one. And why is an elephant's sex organ in its foot? Answer: Because if he steps on you, you're screwed!
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Re: A Frickin' Elephant
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2008, 08:54:25 AM »
There you go :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: A Frickin' Elephant
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2008, 08:59:17 AM »
I love that kid stuff!  I miss it but I'm in no hurry to be a grand dad just yet.
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Re: A Frickin' Elephant
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2008, 09:07:51 AM »
Quote from: jgeorge102 on February 11, 2008, 08:59:17 AM
I love that kid stuff!  I miss it but I'm in no hurry to be a grand dad just yet.

I agree, you don't look a day over sixty.
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Re: A Frickin' Elephant
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2008, 10:31:25 PM »
good one
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Re: A Frickin' Elephant
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 02:12:59 AM »
Does a great granddad count yet??
 
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Re: A Frickin' Elephant
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 02:25:50 AM »
Quote from: vagabond6542 on February 13, 2008, 02:12:59 AM
Does a great granddad count yet??
 

Counts for a big congrats :2vrolijk_21:
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