Subject: Fw: The Nun in Hooters
The Nun in Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom,
walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud
conversation and every once
in a while "the lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place
would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the
room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked,
"May I please use the rest-room?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should
warn you that there is a statue of a naked man
in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look
the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back
of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and
the whole place stopped just long enough to give
the nun a loud round of applause. !
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir,
I don't understand. Why did they applaud for
me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us,"
said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand,"
said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender,
"every time someone lifts the fig
leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
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