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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« on: February 20, 2008, 07:29:01 AM »



(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do It.

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint; just say you're welcome. I want to add in a clause here: This is true unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" in this case, for that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FYOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2008, 07:34:33 AM »

fine, whatever.......

(did I use them right?  I've had them used at me in that order.  Thanks for finally letting me know I was in serious trouble.  I thought hostilities had ended)
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 08:09:27 AM »

fine, whatever.......

(did I use them right?  I've had them used at me in that order.  Thanks for finally letting me know I was in serious trouble.  I thought hostilities had ended)

Print this and put it in your toolbox, bike, car and underwear drawer. You'd think I would of learned this chit years and years ago.
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2008, 06:25:45 AM »

My wife usually has a few "other" choice words for me.
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2008, 10:23:56 AM »

Screamin, do you have a surveillance bug planted in my house?  ???
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2008, 11:20:06 AM »

Where is the joke here? -- this is as true as the 10 commandments carried down on stone tablets.

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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2008, 08:25:37 AM »

My wife usually has a few "other" choice words for me.

I agree totally!!!!!! 
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2008, 07:03:07 PM »

Where is the joke here? -- this is as true as the 10 commandments carried down on stone tablets.

Mark

You're right Mark. I just knew that d00d would move it if I had put it in "Off Topic".
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