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ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
« on: February 21, 2008, 10:51:38 AM »

ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love
it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned
over and whispered to h er, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything,
that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one
condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
slowly and meaningfully said.........


"Clean my house."


(YOU GO, GIRL!) Money well spent!!!!

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Re: ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2008, 05:15:26 PM »

  :zroflmao:

Is that $20 for everyday cleaning or spring cleaning?

Either way, it's a great deal.  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2008, 08:05:11 PM »

  :zroflmao:

Is that $20 for everyday cleaning or spring cleaning?

Either way, it's a great deal.  :2vrolijk_21:
I don't know Janine...but it is a great deal....
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Re: ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2008, 10:49:03 PM »

Good one.......Linny
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Re: ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2008, 08:23:03 AM »

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Re: ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2008, 08:25:22 AM »

If my wife lived there it wouldn't need cleaning
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