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[Hoist!]

I use Amoco and Sunoco. How about them? They OK?

Hoist!

[iski]

I use Amoco and Sunoco. How about them? They OK?

Hoist!

Not at all.  Heavens to Betsy!

After reading this thread I have seen the errors of my ways.  Presently converting all my evil petroleum burning vehicles to run on organic soy juice made from eco friendly plants that are raised by highly enlightened and well compensated workers in a commune in a very small section of the upper Adirondacks that is known to be non environmentally harming and as such must remain secret from the general population. 

The product smells & looks EXACTLY like gas, but is delivered to the stations I purchase it from by Amish horse & buggy drawn tankers only. 

Next week I will choose some other major corporation to demagogue & boycott, but this week it is Starbucks and their extremely evil coffee that is raised in rain forests that are being cut down by evil chain sawers & a small ground squirrel had its tail semi-damaged by a careless capitalistic pig picker picking beans.  The Horror!!

[Screamin]

That all seems a little overboard.

[iski]

Well, the Amish do have to walk the plank if they don't feed organic hay to the horses that are pulling the tanker.  If you are committed to the environment and doing business with ONLY enviro conscious & friendly companies, it's not so much to ask.  Plus some of them need a bath anyway........


Weird how you would know that, it's supposed to be a commune secret.

[SPIDERMAN]

Not at all.  Heavens to Betsy!

After reading this thread I have seen the errors of my ways.  Presently converting all my evil petroleum burning vehicles to run on organic soy juice made from eco friendly plants that are raised by highly enlightened and well compensated workers in a commune in a very small section of the upper Adirondacks that is known to be non environmentally harming and as such must remain secret from the general population. 

The product smells & looks EXACTLY like gas, but is delivered to the stations I purchase it from by Amish horse & buggy drawn tankers only. 

Next week I will choose some other major corporation to demagogue & boycott, but this week it is Starbucks and their extremely evil coffee that is raised in rain forests that are being cut down by evil chain sawers & a small ground squirrel had its tail semi-damaged by a careless capitalistic pig picker picking beans.  The Horror!!

teeter   totter   teeter    totter 

[iski]

teeter   totter   teeter    totter 

Appears you are tottering to the right of teeter.

[Screamin]

Well, the Amish do have to walk the plank if they don't feed organic hay to the horses that are pulling the tanker.  If you are committed to the environment and doing business with ONLY enviro conscious & friendly companies, it's not so much to ask.  Plus some of them need a bath anyway........


Weird how you would know that, it's supposed to be a commune secret.

I'd hate to be a horse owned by an amish person. Plow the field, plant the seed, cut the hay, haul the hay, eat the hay, crap the hay, pull a tanker, be the glue. Much prefer Lexington w/ a heated barn and lot's of folks waiting on me.

[iski]

I'd hate to be a horse owned by an amish person. Plow the field, plant the seed, cut the hay, haul the hay, eat the hay, crap the hay, pull a tanker, be the glue. Much prefer Lexington w/ a heated barn and lot's of folks waiting on me.

The above is causing me to question whether or not you are truly committed to the environment and hate the same big businesses I do for the same incomprehensible reasons.

[Screamin]

Well, I'm not "converting all my evil petroleum burning vehicles to run on organic soy juice made from eco friendly plants that are raised by highly enlightened and well compensated workers in a commune in a very small section of the upper Adirondacks that is known to be non environmentally harming and as such must remain secret from the general population" but I remember the images of the animals, the shoreline and lots of the rest of it.

[iski]

Well, since I tend to be open minded (hole in head), I understand that not everyone is as committed to hating big businesses because the media tells them to as much as I am.  Plus, the commitment to the environment is not easy, since only 12 gallons of the soy juice are organically produced each hour by mantra chanting proselytes in a harmonically soothing environment.

[Screamin]

You got me now. Dammed if I can figure converting to Judaism from an amish horse pulling bean juice. I can get behind a soothing mantra and getting real mellow on the couch.

[iski]

I'm busy at the moment thinking soothing thoughts to heal our earth mothership of her harmful chakras and replace them with an aura of enlightenment.

[SBB]

I'm busy at the moment thinking soothing thoughts to heal our earth mothership of her harmful chakras and replace them with an aura of enlightenment.

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He's stuck in the bathroom again with the runs!

 

[iski]

ooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

[Screamin]

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He's stuck in the bathroom again with the runs!

 

It's organic hay mixed w/ soy juice.