Abner the Redneck worked in a Pickle Factory . He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife his terrible compulsion. He had an extreme urge to stick his willy into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested he go see a sex therapist to talk about it but Abner said he would be too embarrassed & vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later Abner came home and his wife sensed right away that something was terribly wrong. What's wrong Abner, she asked.? "Do you remember I told you that I had this tremendous urge to put my willy in the pickle slicer"?. "Oh Abner, you didn't" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did" was his reply. "Oh my god Abner, what happened"? she asked. "I got fired" "No Abner, I meant what happened to the pickle slicer". "Oh,......SHE got fired too"
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Topic: PICKLE FACTORY (Read 498 times)