Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Cowards Of The World Lead By Example  (Read 580 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

MJZ

  • 2.5K CVO Member
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3617

    • CVO1: 05 SEEG is on permanent vacation in CA.
    • CVO2: 09 BMW K1300S
    • CVO3: 2010 BMW S1000RR
Cowards Of The World Lead By Example
« on: March 01, 2008, 09:57:04 AM »


An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his
passport in his carry-on bag.

“You have been to France before, monsieur?” the Immigration officer asked,
sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

“Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready.”

The English gentleman says, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show
it.”

“Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in
France!”

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

“Well, the last time I was here, it was June 6th 1944 and I came ashore on
Juno Beach. I couldn’t find any f*cking Frenchmen to show it to!”


--
Those who decide to 'mind their own business' when they see a 'Bad Thing'
happening, are those that assist in the downfall of law and order and thusly
the downfall of their country.
...unknown
« Last Edit: March 01, 2008, 10:03:58 AM by Fired00d »
Logged

Hugh Janis

  • Jim
  • 5k CVO Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6121

    • CVO1: FLHTCUSE2 Cherry and Black
Re: Cowards Of The World Lead By Example
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2008, 07:48:20 AM »

Good one. 

I saw a French WWII rifle on eBay that described it as being in good condition, never fired, dropped once.....  :oops:
Logged
"I don't mind coming to work,
But that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch."

Click link for BBQ song..   http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825742
 

Page created in 0.221 seconds with 20 queries.