A guy is sitting in a bar ,drinking away and beside him is a huge muscular dude with a head about the size of a peanut. Daring not to ask wtf but couldn't stop staring at this odd looking man. Finally, peanut head looks up at him and says, "you are probably wondering why I look like this so I will tell you." I was on a remote island not long ago walking on the beach & stumbled upon a exotic looking bottle. I decided to rub it and POOF out popped a beautiful genie. "Because you rescued me from the bottle I hereby grant you 3 wishes" said the genie.Him being a scrawny wimp his first choice was "I want to be built like Hulk Hogan". POOF. Right away he looked like the Hulksker. "For my second wish I want to make passionate love to you all nite" So they went into the woods and all night he's giving it to her. Thoroughly satisfied after , he gets up to leave.She says." don't leave yet. You still have one wish" Thinking about it for a while he asks " Okay. How about a little head?"
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!!
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