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seven-hundred-ten
« on: March 06, 2008, 05:22:35 PM »
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She went on to say that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'Is there a 710 on this car?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2008, 05:34:37 PM »
I didnt get it :drink:
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2008, 05:37:42 PM »
Quote from: altugo on March 06, 2008, 05:34:37 PM
I didnt get it :drink:

Print 710 and hold it upside down.
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2008, 05:52:30 PM »
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2008, 06:00:11 PM »
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2008, 10:07:33 PM »
Quote from: porthole on March 06, 2008, 05:52:30 PM
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Duane,
Good thing you used graphics, I didn't get it either... :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2008, 10:43:01 PM »
A hint for our visually challenged
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2008, 10:44:02 PM »
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2008, 08:36:11 PM »
maybe their not visualy challenged,  maybe they have BLOND hair. :huepfenlol2:
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2008, 10:00:59 AM »
710......  ;D
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2008, 12:03:07 AM »
One of my nurses tells of an incident with her daughter. She went to the parts store asking for "ADD" oil. Says on her dipstick that's the kind it uses......
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2008, 06:39:17 PM »
Quote from: resqdoc on March 16, 2008, 12:03:07 AM
One of my nurses tells of an incident with her daughter. She went to the parts store asking for "ADD" oil. Says on her dipstick that's the kind it uses......

I don't care who you are, that right there is FUNNY!
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Re: seven-hundred-ten
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2008, 07:25:58 PM »
Quote from: resqdoc on March 16, 2008, 12:03:07 AM
One of my nurses tells of an incident with her daughter. She went to the parts store asking for "ADD" oil. Says on her dipstick that's the kind it uses......

OR the blonde who wondered what the 710 cap was for.
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