After having read this poor sad threat and its tales of woe and sadness (I don't really know what "woe" is but it sounded good in there) it is painfully apparent that many of you are troubled by your yellow bike choices. Fearing ridicule, scorn or simple blindness. Perhaps even psycological devestation. Fear not my brethren; I'm here to help.
Should anyone have a yellow SEEG and find themselves simply unable to deal with it. Losing sleep. Chasing away loved ones. Feeling the pain of it all. You can relieve yourself of that burden right here. As I promised; I'm here to help. You just give brother Elme... um, I mean Don a call. He'll be there with the trailer to remove that source of pain from your life. You be sure and have the title ready to make it all legal and nice. We don't want any trouble now, do we. But I'll help lighten that load and ease your mind.
Your loved ones will return. Your sunglasses bill will return to something below the GDP of a small nation. And, most of all, you'll again have peace in your life and your soul. You'll be happy again. Just remember; I can't do this for everyone. But for you, only because you're loved so much; I'm here to help.
Elmer Gantr.....
um, wait ; oh yeah....
Don Carey