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[The Bolvine Gigolo!]

Subject: Rebates
> > The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
> > If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to  China .
> > If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a
> > computer it will go to  India , if we purchase fruit and vegetables it
> > will go to  Mexico ,  Honduras , and  Guatemala , if we purchase a good car it
> > will go to  Japan , if we purchase useless crap it will go to  Taiwan and none of
> > it will help the American economy.
> > The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer,
> > since these are the only products still produced in the  US .
> > Thank you for your help.

[MUFFMAN]

Works for me.

[erniezap]

So true Don!

[HogBreath]

Speaking of prostitutes, they have a new cereal on the market. Prostitooties. Your pour them in a bowl and they just lay there.

[BANDANAGIRL]

 
HONEY YOUR SO RIGHT !
IM RUNNING A LITTLE SHORT ON CASH RIGHT NOW .   CAN WE HAVE A DATE TONIGHT ?   

[Jock]

Have you performed your tax returns to determine how much you will be rebated?