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[iski]

This is a poll on polls and poles. 

You may choose up to 3 (three) responses. 

Thank you & vote wisely!

[SBB]

If Mike has the polls, who brings the girls?
Do we need a poll on that?

 

[iski]

Not gonna touch that who brings the girls line with a 10 foot.....   




Another poll on girls may be needed though.   

[Hugh Janis]

I just voted in your pole poll.  Did I get the right answer?

[Twolanerider]

Another poll on girls may be needed though.   

Silly boy, you got that backwards....

[iski]

I just voted in your pole poll.  Did I get the right answer?

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[iski]

Silly boy, you got that backwards....

I got my poll backwards?   That could be painful.   






Hmmm......



I checked & it's frontwards as it should be.   Whatta relief.   

[iski]

Poll Opinions?
Polls are great.  Very useful & the informed opinions of others are helpful in making decisions.    - 7 (13.5%)
Polls are a waste of time.  Do not read them & have no interest in any of the responses.    - 0 (0%)
No opinion not sure if polls are useful or not.    - 1 (1.9%)
Polls confuse me and so do walk don't walk signs that blink.    - 4 (7.7%)
Saw a pole with a girl dancing around it.  That's the best pole!    - 17 (32.7%)
Poles from Poland are left out of this poll, & may be offended by the exclusion.    - 3 (5.8%)
More poles are needed for girls to dance around & more research is needed in this vital area.    - 20 (38.5%)
Total voters: 26

So far Response #5 & Response #7 are almost within the statistical margin of error.  A difference of only 5.8%.  Response #1 is a weak 3rd & frankly has little to no chance of winning if present trends continue. Indicates more careful study is needed on #5 & #7.

Thanks for your responses.  Also - I do see some folks at times who are confused by the walk/don't walk signs, so am very grateful for your responses, since it may well have been quite a struggle to figure out how to vote in this poll.   

[harleyteam]

I was married to a pole once.  100 percent purebred polock.

thats one girl I don't want to see come back.

[iski]

    Poll Opinions?
Polls are great.  Very useful & the informed opinions of others are helpful in making decisions.- 8    (11.8%)
Polls are a waste of time.  Do not read them & have no interest in any of the responses. -0            (0%)
No opinion not sure if polls are useful or not.    - 3                                                           (4.4%)
Polls confuse me and so do walk don't walk signs that blink.    - 7                                           (10.3%)
Saw a pole with a girl dancing around it.  That's the best pole!  - 21                                       (30.9%)
Poles from Poland are left out of this poll, & may be offended by the exclusion -3                       (4.4%)
More poles are needed for girls to dance around & more research is needed in this vital area.- 26 (38.2%)

Total Voters: 33

Currently the sensitivity question responses on Polish Poles being offended by being excluded is tied with the No opinion on Polls question. 3 votes each.  There may be a certain irony in that, but no idea what it is.  A safe bet your ex Polish wife was either offended or offensive. 


Question #7 is surging & appears to be the overall favorite response at this point. Much more study is needed.

[TheVgirl]

You could always invent one that could be installed in lieu of a sissy bar.  That way you can pick up "dancers" anywhere you go!!  Just make sure she doesn't get sweaty palms as you drive around town!

[miker]

I am going to ignore this poll....Unless there is more ramble about girls and and brass poles....preferably some photos!

[BigR55]

I just wanted Iski to have to recalculate his statistics. 

[FLYNDYNA]

I saw a bipolar bear once...
I was driving really fast, and this cop kept yelling "Poll Over!" Was he referring to this one?
I once got lost in the city, 'cause every street was named either walk or don't walk...all the poles looked alike...come to think of it, it Was DC, and you know how poll litical that place is...

[iski]

I saw a bipolar bear once...
I was driving really fast, and this cop kept yelling "Poll Over!" Was he referring to this one?
I once got lost in the city, 'cause every street was named either walk or don't walk...all the poles looked alike...come to think of it, it Was DC, and you know how poll litical that place is...

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