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BigR55

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The parrot and the preachers wife
« on: April 11, 2008, 11:29:23 AM »

A preachers wife went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful
parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner.
 
The owner looked at her and said,

'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used
to live in a house of  prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'
 
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have
the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her livingroom
and waited  for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

'Brauaaak, new house, new madam.'

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
'that's really not so bad.'  When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird
saw them and said,

'Brauaaak, new house, new madam, new girls.'

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to
laugh about  the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
 
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,
 
'Brauaak, new house, new madam, new girls, same old customers, HI KEITH!’
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Re: The parrot and the preachers wife
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 12:00:15 PM »

 :oops:
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Re: The parrot and the preachers wife
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 09:27:57 PM »

F*#king parrots! Bet they taste like chicken.  8)
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