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KCBlackSheep

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Tax Time
« on: April 17, 2008, 02:08:11 PM »

There was a man who computed his taxes for 1998 and discovered that he owed $3407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:
Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 2008 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.

Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a "1.5 inch screw." (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A satisfied taxpayer
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Re: Tax Time
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 02:25:30 PM »

This is great!!

I heading to the hardware store :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Tax Time
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 04:13:04 PM »

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If it sticks...force it...if it breaks...the damn thing needed replacing anyway!!

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