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[porthole]

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. 

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' 

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' 

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.   

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old. 

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

[Ironhorse]

I got a "Wedded Bliss" story, and a true one.

About five years ago we were in Hawaii (Honeymoon Capitol) and went to a Luau. The Master of Ceremony panned the audience for couples on their Honeymoon. He found about 12 couples, and brought them on stage. Then he panned the audience for the couple that had been married the longest, and came across a man and wife of over 60 years! He rushed to their table with the micraphone and asked the wife if she had any advice for the wives on stage. The woman said that the new qives should honor and respect their husbands, value the marriage, work together, have common goals, allow their husband their own space and time, and all that kind of stuff. Then he posed the same question to the husband who was standing right next to his wife of 60 years. His response,....... "Huh,...whad ya say? Whatever my wife said is fine"!!!!! He couldn't hear a thing, he was DEAF! That may well be the secret to a happy marriage. So I say, ride with LOUD exhaust, damage your hearing, and improve your marriage!

[AXIL]

porthole and ironhorse,  it's 5am, no rain,my day off and you guts have already made me laugh. it's going to be a great day. thanks

[porthole]

Just trying to help