a guy driving his car home was pulled over by the cops late one nite,
cop: says ur drunk
guy: no i^m not drunk
cop: yes u r, come on i give u a test. cop asked. Whats those 2 lights coming down the road?
guy: thats a car!
cop: yeah but what kind of car a honda, a ferrari, or a fiat, u c ur drunk
guy: no i^m not!
cop: ok another test, Whats that 1 light coming down the road?
guy: thats easy thats a motorbike!
cop: yeah but what kind of motorbike a honda, a harley davidson, or a yamaha, u c ur drunk.
guy: no i^m not, ok lets turn it around i ask the question u answer.
the guy see^s a young woman walking along the road, wearing black fishnet stockings, short mini skirt, white blouse with her tits hanging out, he asks the cop, ok whats that coming down the road?
cop replies: thats easy thats a bitch!
guy: yeah but what kind of bitch is that ur mother ur sister or ur daughter!
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