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[BLM777]

 A Marine and a sailer were sitting at the watering hole one day discussing which was the superior service.

The Marine says, "Well, we have "Iwo Jima."

Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, "We have the Battle of Midway".

The Marine retorts, "We Marines were born at Tunn's Tavern!"

The sailor, nodding, says, "But we have John Paul Jones."

And so on and so forth until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Marine replies:

"That is true, BUT it was the Marines who introduced it to women."

[The Mysterious Q!]

Love it! Thanks Semper Fi. Later,Q

[Sean M Cary]

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A Marine and a sailer were sitting at the watering hole one day discussing which was the superior service.

The Marine says, "Well, we have "Iwo Jima."

Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, "We have the Battle of Midway".

The Marine retorts, "We Marines were born at Tunn's Tavern!"

The sailor, nodding, says, "But we have John Paul Jones."

And so on and so forth until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Marine replies:

"That is true, BUT it was the Marines who introduced it to women."

[AXIL]

that was good