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Baby Boomer hits re-written
« on: June 02, 2008, 09:47:45 AM »

It's been fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the
60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers:

They include:

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip ?

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now!

Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba --- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too!

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
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Re: Baby Boomer hits re-written
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 11:51:54 AM »

I can relate.
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Re: Baby Boomer hits re-written
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 10:56:35 PM »

Is any one getting younger?
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Re: Baby Boomer hits re-written
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 11:04:51 PM »

Is any one getting younger?
I wish I was sometimes, then I remember where I've been and feel better about where I am now and hope to be soon, but the aches and pains sure stink.
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