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[CVOJOE]

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have s--t in it.')

The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you infidel!'

The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!!'

 

[d o g o l s]

whe use this for turkish

[Screamin_Beagle]

LMFAO........