>
> If you
> don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and
> reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean
> underwear in public, especially when working under your
> vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this
> story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to
> Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking
> lot.The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
> while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later
> to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
> inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
> under the chassis.Although the man was in shorts, his lack
> of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public
> ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
> stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and
> tucked everything back into place.She took a deep breath
> and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across
> the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had
> been standing idly by.The mechanic, however, had to have
> three stitches in his forehead
>