Went to work today and when I walked in my assistant said, You look bad. I replied, but I feel good. During the day everyone who came into my office said, You look bad!, I replied, but I feel good. Getting concerned something was wrong I went to the doctor. His receptionist asked what was wrong because I looked bad. I told her everyone told me I looked bad, but I was feeling good. She showed me to an open examining room and to wait for the Doc. He opened the door and asked what was wrong and I told him everyone today said I looked bad but was feeling good. He scratched his chin and opened a big dusty medical book. Fingering down the index......Looks good and feels good, no not that, looks bad and feels bad...no not that either... looks bad and feels good, scrolling over...oh you must be a vagina!