Investment tips for 2009
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.
Watch for these mergers in 2009:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay C osmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner, Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Good Year and become:
MMMGood.4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW! And finally....
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang 
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